I'm back

but I feel like I never left.  I've been spending all my time on FB and occasionally on Twitter but nuthin has given me the sweet release like the ole blog.  Ya know what I mean.

In addition to my regular crazy rants about my kids and annoying smelly people on the subway, I have considered some new categories for my resurrected blog.  Here are some ideas, tell me which ones fill you with intrigue and desire to return:

• Weird cab drivers
• Hobo watching at lunch (now that the weather is nice)
• Mystery turds I find on the floor upstairs
• The attitude of my new cleaning lady
• Drinking escapades with Boozey Neighbour and related yoga classes
• I found my iphone....
• Neighbourhood politics and social experiments
• Inappropriate behaviour at work
• Insomnia and other things I take pills for
• Pet Hoarding
• Shoe Hoarding
• Subversive Cross-stitch and assorted crafts that I rip off from Etsy
• Etsy
• Stuff I find in the washing machine
• Girl crushes (heart currently held by Selena Gomez)
• Cute geekery and stuff about Star Wars
• Scarborough & Amsterdam 
• Recreational use of Pot in my neighbourhood
• Bad things that I click on when surfing at work
• Sam's Baby-Male pattern baldness
• Nailpolish and how awesome it is
• Shoppers Drug Mart and how awesome it is
• Shows and movies that I am really into but forget all the characters names 
• Renovating my house
• Cutting my cat's nails

This is really just the short list.  I want to be in bed by 11 pm so I can get a good start on my insomnia.

Please stay tuned.  Please return.  Remember that I love you.